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No shouting, screaming, yelling, howling, hollering, yollering or other loud
vocalizations unless necessary to warn the rest of us of some impending
calamity / No roughhousing, rowdiness, horseplay, tomfoolery or high jinks /
While with us, your perfume, cologne or natural scent must never interfere
with the other guests’ olfactory experience / Guests must remove their hats inside and keep their shoes on at all times / Sleaze will not be tolerated /
If you witness any sleaze manifesting itself in this house, kindly bring it to our
attention / Our neighbors may be trying to sleep, therefore, be sure to make
all your travel plans and valedictions before departing, and then kindly leave briskly and silently /
