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Reason #13,272 To Hate The Suburbs

Posted by Foobooz on July 17th, 2006

Suburban dining: First, you wait

Walking to the restaurant entrance, you feel a rising dread.

You thread your way through the horde to face a teenage hostess posted at the door like a perky nightclub bouncer. She delivers the blow with a smile.

An hour for a table? At a mall joint?

No, sir, she helpfully clarifies. That’s just to get a pager.

We’ll beep you when a table opens up. Maybe another hour.

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